All right. adequate is enough. We've been inundated with requests for Christmas gifts for guys, mostly from women who don't understand the men in their lives. We're going to lay it out to you right here, gals, and it's not going to be pretty. What it will be is direct, practical and effective.
To reply this, we went and did the unthinkable. We asked guys what they'd all the time wished their girlfriends or lady friends had given them. Now, all identities have been changed to reserve the guilty...and unlike similar things you'll find in Cosmo, these aren't "filtered by what we expect a dream guy to be". Nor are they the gift guides from Maxim or Fhm - though they're closer to that than whatever else.
Halo Toys
In particular, don't be expecting your guy to get this as some sort of subtle relationship signal. Guys don't think like that. Guys are direct, think that pickup lines like "That dress should be in a pile on my bedroom floor" is subtle, and think playing Halo 3 together on the couch is at least as good as a movie date. And you know what? We really, honestly, wouldn't them any other way.
So, the next ask to ask:
Is your guy a geek? If so, he's probably made your life a lot easier. You don't have to be a geekette to outline out what he wants. Go rifling through his video game range some night when he's in the bathroom, listen to what some of his friends are geeking out over, and keep mental notes - is there a game that's getting good word of mouth buzz that he doesn't have yet? Your shopping list just got a lot easier. If you're worried about him getting that game from person else, get him a GameTap subscription. Now, be warned - if you get him the Uber Game Of The Year, you don't get "whining privileges". Guys will obsess about these things until they desist them; really, it's the outlet for the same kind of mental that brought food back to the cave when it was mastodon season.
Does your guy like sports? whether as a watcher or as a participant? If he's a watcher, and he's got a cable container or DirecTv, see if there's a network container or satellite container to let him get the games he wants to see. If there's a pro team he follows, assorted fan gear is normally safe...and admit it. Sprawling on his couch wearing a sports jersey for him to keep and your intimate underthings would well spice things up. (Feel free to tie a ribbon colse to yourself in strategic places to get the hint that he should be unwrapping you, too...) If he likes to play sports, you're going to have to do a bit more study on what sports he likes, and here, as with the computer game examples, talking to his buddies and doing a bit of Google searching are your friends.
Is your guy good with his hands? This one takes a bit of study as well. Nothing is as much of a disaster as being the only chick checking out power tools at Lowe's. You'll get patronized - not deliberately insulting, but patronized. Here's where you recruit one of his buddies to be your "shopping escort" - preferably one who works on guy projects with him. Remember, it doesn't have to be the spiffiest tool on the rack, it has to be one he'll well use, and appreciate using. Same applies to buying car parts, or car accessories, or most electronics gadgets.
Lastly, one thing that nearly every guy likes is finding at half naked to naked girls. Yeah, yeah. We know, he's with you, and he doesn't need to look any more. Get real. He'll look - the trick is to remind him that finding is Ok so long as he never wanders, and a good way to do that is a subscription to a pinup site. And trust us, he'll remember that you bought him that subscription for a very long time. Two tasteful ones are Met-Art and Domai - you can Google for exact Urls.
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